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Usain Bolt Jokes Site
A dedication to the World's fastest human being!
World & Olympic record of 9.69 secs over 100M
World & Olympic record of 19.30 secs over 200M
Featured Joke
Top Ten Things Usain Bolt Could Have Done With the Extra Time He Had in the 100m Olympic sprint:
1) Write a letter to the other runners explaining that he was writing to them from the future and telling them that he had already won 2) Give an interview about the Gold Medal he was about to win. 3) Set up a camera with a timer so that he can have his own copy of the photo ... more
Featured Quote
Former 200m world record holder Michael Johnson, writing for the UK Telegraph on the morning of August 20, 2008:
"I think my Olympic 200M world record is safe from Usain Bolt – for now"
Bolt beat his record later that day!