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A dedication to the World's fastest human being!
World record of 9.58 secs over 100M
World record of 19.19 over 200M
Olympic record of 9.69 secs over 100M
Olympic record of 19.30 secs over 200M
Featured Joke
Top Ten Things Usain Bolt Could Have Done With the Extra Time He Had in the 100m Olympic sprint:
1) Write a letter to the other runners explaining that he was writing to them from the future and telling them that he had already won 2) Give an interview about the Gold Medal he was about to win. 3) Set up a camera with a timer so that he can have his own copy of the photo ... more
Featured Quote
Former 200m world record holder Michael Johnson, commentating for the BBC on Thursday, August 20, 2009: said that Usain Bolt will not break his 200 metres world record later on that day (in the 200M World Championships final) because he's been exerting himself a lot and showing signs of fatigue.
Bolt smashed 0.11 seconds of his own record in the race later that day!